[ ] You have yelled at an inanimate object for 'hurting' you.
[ ]You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[ ] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[X] You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks (Happens all the time.)
[ ] You have ran into a tree/bush
[ ] You have been called a "blonde"
[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same rhythm (LOL Nursery Rhymes.)
[ ] You sang them to make sure.
[ ] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[X] You have choked on your own saliver.
So far: 2

[ ] You have seen the Matrix/Star Wars and still don't get it (Oh darn Matrix. )
[ ]You type with three fingers or less.
[ ] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[X] You have caught yourself drooling
so far: 3

[X] You have fallen asleep in class
[X] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[X] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you were talking about.
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you.
[ ] You are often told to use your "inside voice".
so far: 6

[X] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally.
[X]You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important. (Thanks to someone any myself.)
[ ] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[X] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.
so far: 9

[ ] You repost bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don't.
[ ] You break a lot of things.
[ ] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[X] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[ ] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[X] The word "um" is used many times a day.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[X] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[ ] You used a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.
Total: 12

12 x 3= 36%

MULTIPLY BY 3 & REPOST WITH "I AM __% RETARDED"

I'm 36% retarded! hahas =P

Tag people that you how want to know how retarded they are.
actually anyone can do. feel free.. :D